Age of Dilemma – 50 word story

Do you feel 'hip' if you go to a hipster pub, where the service is shit and unapologetic, or, do you go to the pub where the service is, well, lax and low key, as in, shite (and pretend you're not a hipster)? It's a damned, full blown, Edwardian whiskered,  dilemma.