Borowitz Report Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship By Andy Borowitz , September 16, 2016 PHOTOGRAPH BY WIN MCNAMEE / GETTY WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling this “the greatest day of my life,” a visibly moved Barack Obama held a news conference on Friday to thank Donald Trump for granting him U.S.…Read more PRICELESS
Cartwright, dressed impeccably, knows appearances matter but what matters most is how you pull it off. Walk through any door, dressed like a tramp but, with the right impression, you get away with it. Even so, convincing them Neytiri, the towering Pandoran and he, are together, that could be tricky.
“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” ― Anton Chekhov This was the image I captured of the moon over the roof of the old church behind my apartment last night. Apart from the odd dot, a trick of light not an orbiting potato, it looked…Read more Get Up, Stand Up